Part 1

Hey guys,

I have finally started a blog and hope that you all will be interested in what I am doing. My blog will consist mainly of my adventures in the "big" city of Tulsa and the experiences during my college carrer. I was going to write my child-hood life story here but i really don't feel like it because it is pretty intense and would take way-the-fuck too long to explain it to yall (that's right i use the proper contraction for "you all" like it's going out of style). So ill start with my college carrer. Since starting at the University of Tulsa a lot of things have happened i never thought would happen i.e. getting wasted as fuck and losing my v-card to some totally random girl. Before coming to college i had never been drunk in my life (i know scheltered as fuck right) but its ok because i am most definitley making up for lost time :) I have also joined a fraternity which i will refer to as the Gamma Alpha Upsilon (that spells GAY for all of you dumb fucks out there). This is not my original idea though it was first used by one of my fraternity brothers known as Orb Poopsy. You should most definitely read his blog because it is some of the funniest shit ever. Here is the link, www.orbpoopsy.blogspot.com . If you do not find at least one of the articles on this blog funny you should be shot in the face( not really, but seriously this shit is funny). Anyway I am in the pledge stage of Gamma Alpha Upsilon and am enjoying it thoroughly. With all the hazing GAY does I am a part of each and every brother. Or have at least had a part of every brother( fucked up right). Just to make things clear though, there is no hazing watsoever that goes on in my real fraternity only the make believe one. Gamma Alpha Upsilon is the best frat ever. The bros. are all real chill and and it most definitley kicks the ass of the fraternity my brother is in which i will refer to as Kappa Upsilon Nu Theta( which is KUNT again for all you dumb fucks and i know it is misspelled but there is no C in the greek alphabet and the same character is used for Y as is used for U so there).

I know this section is really long but i have a lot to catch you up on so...

I plan on majoring in Anthropolgy(Archaeology) and minoring in geology. So far classes are well and i now have a social life (remeber i was sheltered) and am on the TU rugby team which is the manliest sport ever by the way. I plan on going to Australia this summer and then London this fall so stay tuned for those blogs in the future. My brother whom i will refer to as Law School Ben or LSB( i know sounds like LSD thats the point bro.) also goes to TU with me. I see him about once or twice a week because he is usually hanging out with his law school mates jacking each other off or what ever it is law school students do besides trying to figure out how best to rape their clients for all they are worth. Well as i sit here swithching between typing a paper about "Mending Wall" (Robert Frost should have been slapped in the face with a saudering iron) and this blog and listening to December '63( Oh What a Night) by the Four Seasons i will conclude this portion of my blog mainly because i am starting to get tired and its two in the fucking morning. Anyway stay tuned (or don't i really dont give a rats ass what you do) to hear more about The Adventures of Homeschool Tim.