Long Time No Post

So... I know it has been a very long time since I have posted anything. Not that it really matters because of the fact that no one ready this except for Mr. Poopsy and he probably doesn't even read it anymore. Anyhow since my last post a lot of cool, weird, and exciting things have been going on in my life. I am now employed and the two best companies in the world. Well at least when you are employed by both they are the best but separately they suck huge dick. The companies are Sonic and Blockbuster. I get free food and free movies everyday. What more could a man need besides food and entertainment. I don't have an office job where I can watch Mexicans clean algae out of three foot deep ponds so I must resort to other, more abnormal ways of getting entertainment.


I am now done with my second semester and first year at TU. After a year of college and the fraternity life I needed a break so I along with another GAY brother and one of his friends are moving out of the country in about four months. This is going to be pretty exciting and fulfilling because I will get show all those people who called me an idiot for doing such a thing that I am capable of doing it and quite well at that. A lot of funny things have happened to me but I can't remember most of them as I was either stoned or drunk at the time and both of those things tend to impair your ability to remember all the funny things that happened. One event that I remember in particular though happened a few days after the end of finals and we were at the GAY house...

It all started when I got a call from one of the bros. asking if I wanted to come over and party. I had nothing else to do and no job so I decided to go over and get fucked up for old times sake. I had no beer or money so I didn't plan on doing much of anything except watching other people get fucked up. Well... when i got to the house it appeared that there had been a party there the night before and that one of the brothers had rounded up all the unopened beers and put them in a particular brothers fridge. Now... I usually steal food and liquor from this brother over all the breaks because he is stupid enough to leave them there for me so... I go into P-Schell's room and low and behold in his fridge is just the right amount of beer to get very drunk on. So i take 3 or 7 or 9 or 11... not really sure how many but anyway I was getting pretty drunk with my roommate Thor when our other GAY brother Opcom A busts through the door asking if we had seen any of the Keystones in P-Schell's fridge because they were all his. I, in my drunken state, attempted to figure out why Opcom A's beer was in P-Schells' fridge. (I didn't know that he had rounded them up at this time). So he tells me his reason (the rounding up of the lost beers just as Jesus shepherds over his lost sheep) and I attempt to explain to him through the use of perfect logic that if they did not belong to him in the first place that I wasn't really stealing from him. He just got mad and left but my night was not over yet. About midnight I got the drunchies (definition found here here for those of you unfamiliar with the term) and decided that a trip to the QT would be the best solution for my problem. So I was getting ready to make a Quick Trip to well...Quick Trip when I realized that I had $0 and no car. My first thought was to get my roommate to drive me and pay for me as he and been eating lunch with my ID for like the past month and a half and he owed me. So I went to my loving roommate Thor and asked "Good Lord, God of Thunder...wouldest thou drive me unto the closet QT for the purpose of sedating mine hunger?" I was extremely disappointed in Thor when he answered "If only mine chariot had enough gas to get you to QT and back and for me to also driveth it to mine work and back in the morrow, then would I help you maketh you epic drunk QT Odyssey". So feeling defeated I decided to go to bed when I turned around and saw that laying on my bookcase was a 50 states quarter collection that my grandparents had gotten me for Christmas. It had 50 of the Denver mint coins and probably half of the Philadelphia mint coins. This set of coins was probably worth about 35-40 dollars in collection value while only about $17 in face value (these statistics stolen from here). So i began forming a plan in my mind of how I could acquire some food without the help of Thor. I popped all of the quarters out of the cardboard holder and stumbled (quite literally) all the way to QT. Crossing the road was like playing Frogger on the hardest level except I knew if I got hit that I wouldn't just respawn and the original starting point. So when I made it past he monster traffic trap that is 11th street in Tulsa at 4 am I decided to buy about $12 worth of cigarettes and food. You should have seen the guys face when I told him that I would be paying in all quarters. He looked something like this which I though was a bit creepy but I wanted my food and paid him twelve dollars in quarters anyway. When finished counting he said "Yeh...Change" all Lurch like. I finished listening to the band playing the song while he sang and danced just saying "Yeh!!!...Change" and other random words. He didn't even say good bye to me or tell me to come back.

SO after crossing back over 11th street, risking my life to get back to the GAY house so i could sleep somewhere for the night...I consumed my lovely QT delicacies, smoked a wonderful cigarette and fell fast asleep where I dreamed of having dance parties with Lurch while playing classic arcade games.